Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Attempted Rape

"When I tried to pass a banana to him, the chimpanzee grabbed my hand and pulled me into the cage and tried to rape me," said Valentina. She was only saved when her screams brought other keepers running. One keeper said: "It's a serious matter. If that had been a member of the public we would all be in court by now."


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4 comments:

  1. Or just blame it on the Georgians.

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  2. I'm with ChimpKilla and want to remind everyone that chimps started the spread of Rage virus in 28 Days Later. Proof positive--chimps are bad. Don't be chimp zombait.... xD

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  3. I want to see chimps getting killed by non-chimps. Can't find anything so far, anyone know a place to look? Thanks.

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  4. This is one of the greatest blogs to ever exist.

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